Sit Over Here

The overabundance of chairs at Hedgehem's Outroost Keep, owned by Aughol Zahir, has been immortalized in a song by Apple Village bard Creeg Silversky in the year 625ATA. Soon popular in every Tavern in Fastheld, the ballad "Sit Over Here" went a little something like this...

They say the seat of power

resides on Caryas Hill

They say the seat of power

remains their ever still

But they may be wrong,

before too long,

if ol' Auggie Zahir succeeds

in filling Outroost Keep

with more seats than anybody truly needs!

Sit over here!

Sit over there!

Sit anywhere and everywhere!

Auggie Zahir just can't make up his mind

where to put his noble behind. Bold text