Furnishing Mishap Immortalized by Bard

FASTHELD - The overabundance of chairs at Hedgehem's Outroost Keep, owned by Aughol Zahir, has been immortalized in a song by Apple Village bard Creeg Silversky:

They say the seat of power resides on Caryas Hill They say the seat of power remains their ever still But they may be wrong, before too long, if ol' Auggie Zahir succeeds in filling Outroost Keep with more seats than anybody truly needs Sit over here Sit over there Sit anywhere and everywhere Auggie Zahir just can't make up his mind where to put his noble behind.