Taeren

In the name of Science!

Little known (until I opened my mouth, duh) is the fact that Taeren is in truth a single celled organism known as a waif. The pathetic, dirty, homeless kids always used in movies to get sympathy. And by Charles Dickens, but that's another story. The pedophile.

Captured by the NLM, cleaned up and forced to pose as an officer or something, ongoing research on him is underway, even as we speak. Everyone wants to know how a single celled organism can look like a multiple celled organism, because of course, from a biological standpoint, it makes no sense what so ever.

Unfortunately the NLM really aren't all that competent when it comes to biological research. What with being Space Marines and all.

GUNS DON'T MAKE GOOD RESEARCH EQUIPMENT.

Though I hear they're fantastic for making your research sound compelling.