Halagh Heat Wave

HALAGH - Gadge-neer Hal'yrial, tweaker of the lightgas pipes along Route 12 of the resource delocation system in the High City of Halagh, reports that his iron artificial right index finger hummed last night. The humming signifies the impending onset of a warm spell on the great mountain. "It may take a whole day to freeze to death instead of just a few hours," he said.