Halaghi Stand-Up Comedian Dies

Critically acclaimed Jokesman Hal'yakov died yesterday in a mountain climbing accident. During an upclimb on the East Side of Um-Halagh, the tether on Hal'yakov's climbing gear broke, and he was sent plummeting to his doom.

The jokesman was noted for his trademark stand-up routine, the Halaghi Reversifier, which included one-liners like, "In Ur-Halagh, they hunt goat. In Um-Halagh, goat hunts YOU!"

Hal'yakov's remains will be launched in a small dirigible loaded with explosives and a long fuse.