Hal'posito's Pockknocker

'''A three-foot-long whitish-pink stick made from fused organic material, with a faintly angled sweep head that juts out so that the stick forms a sort of L. The upper handle of the pockknocker stick is wrapped in soft but gripping goat leather. The main length of the stick is engraved with the image of a surprised-looking goat caught in the snare of a natcher. Beneath the logo is printed a name: HAL'POSITO'''

''This pockknocker stick belonged to one of the legends of the Halaghi Intermountain Pockknockery Federazation: Hal'posito. Hal'posito made his way into the pockknockery record books as a star on the Halaghi Goatnatchers during the years 575-586, but his greatest claim to fame was the championship tournament of 577, when Hal'posito made a total of three hundred stops against the Lo-Halagh Pipesmashers during a single game - and nearly a third of those stops were against five-on-one penalty shots, which he had to block to prevent the Goatnatchers from losing a 1-point lead.''

The stick still features a faint hairline fracture that was incurred during the final stop, when his pockknocker became tangled with that of Pipesmasher pockknocker Hal'jagr - whose stick shattered during the impact.

''Hal'posito died ten years after his retirement while trying to scale the summit of one of the lower peaks around the High City of Halagh. A climber traveling with Hal'posito reported that as life ebbed from him on the ledge where he landed, the famed hockey player uttered these last words: "Missed that save."''


 * Status: Retired.