Thlete Benched for Greasing

HALAGH - Champion pockknockery player Hal'rose was sidelined today after a watcher discovered the renowned pockchaser had greased his stick prior to a game. Grease, particularly that drawn from mountain goat lard, is particularly useful in thwarting efforts by pockknockers to hammer a pock out of a pockchaser's control. Hal'rose is expected to face the council of Buroks-In-Answering for a determination of the extent of his penalty for poor sportsmanship.