Poseidon

It's not great, but it's not that bad. Sure, I found myself wondering on more than one occasion why people didn't just try to get into a stateroom and out through one of the balconies that we glimpsed during the beauty shot in the opening credits. But every time logic started seeping into my brain, I submerged my hand in hot popcorn and poked myself in the eye with a soda straw. Once the pain subsided, I went back to enjoying the movie for what it was.